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Pit: Oh, wow...
Palutena: You're right in being impressed, Pit, that's Ayane, a kunoichi of the Mungen Tenshi clan.
Pit: Uh-huuuuh...
Palutena: She might look like a typical ninja, but she has a lot of complex techniques that make her quite unpredictable in a fight, like her switching between her standard and back stances and her spinning attacks combined with her quick kicks.
Pit: Hmmm...
Viridi: She also has explosive kunais that do a lot of of damage, as well as a pair of short swords to add more along with her kicks and punches, all with almost inhuman speed!
Pit: Just look at them...
Palutena: Not only that, but she also has the power to concentrate her vital force into a powerful energy shockwave, so you better be careful if she starts gathering power.
Pit: So huge...
Palutena: Pit, are you even...? Pit! PIT!!
Pit: GAH!! What is it, Lady Palutena?
Palutena: Did you get all that?
Pit: What? O-Of course I did!
Viridi: Alright, what can you say about Ayane, based on what we told you?
Pit: She, uh...
Palutena: Yes?
Pit: Well, she has like, uh...
Viridi: Continue?
Pit: She... kicks high...?
Viridi: *sigh* Pit, you're hopeless.
Palutena: You're right in being impressed, Pit, that's Ayane, a kunoichi of the Mungen Tenshi clan.
Pit: Uh-huuuuh...
Palutena: She might look like a typical ninja, but she has a lot of complex techniques that make her quite unpredictable in a fight, like her switching between her standard and back stances and her spinning attacks combined with her quick kicks.
Pit: Hmmm...
Viridi: She also has explosive kunais that do a lot of of damage, as well as a pair of short swords to add more along with her kicks and punches, all with almost inhuman speed!
Pit: Just look at them...
Palutena: Not only that, but she also has the power to concentrate her vital force into a powerful energy shockwave, so you better be careful if she starts gathering power.
Pit: So huge...
Palutena: Pit, are you even...? Pit! PIT!!
Pit: GAH!! What is it, Lady Palutena?
Palutena: Did you get all that?
Pit: What? O-Of course I did!
Viridi: Alright, what can you say about Ayane, based on what we told you?
Pit: She, uh...
Palutena: Yes?
Pit: Well, she has like, uh...
Viridi: Continue?
Pit: She... kicks high...?
Viridi: *sigh* Pit, you're hopeless.
I've always thought that it would be funny if one of Palutena's Guidance had most of its dialogue being actual info of Pit's opponent instead of snarky dialogue... only for Pit's hormones making it hard for him to concentrate XD (since, y'know, we're talking about a "Dead or Alive" character here).
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> She...kicks high...?
I understood that reference ;)